Instructions:
Dump the Rum (preferably Bacardi Dark) and the mulled Cider into a fat stock pot. Stick the whole Cloves into the Oranges like a pin cushion. Now yer fingers stink. Gently (splashing is bad) place the Clove-laden oranges into the simmerin' pot. Let it go (without boiling) until you can't stand it no more. Fill your Thermos (and everybody else's) with the stuff. Take a walk in the cold and have a beautiful Xmas. Party like it's 1999!