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The Holy Hand Grenade

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1 bottle Monty Python's Holy Ail Beer
1 oz Fireball Cinnamon Schnapps
1 oz Cpt. Morgan's Parrot Bay/Malibu Coconut Rum Rum

Pour the 'Holy Ail' into a large glass, leaving room to drop a 2oz shot glass in. Pour the Malibu/Cpt. Morgan's and Fireball into the shot glass (order is meaningless).

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take up the glass and the shot. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then release thou thy shot into thine glass, tilt thou thy head towards God, and consume thou thy newly-forged Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch into thine self, who, being naughty in My sight, may be knocked on thy ass." Amen.