Asylum Punch

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Ingredients:
300 ml Cheapest Brand Available Gin
750 ml Cheapest Brand Available Rum
150 ml Cheapest Brand Available Sloe gin
150 ml Cheapest Brand Available Triple Sec
500 ml Cheapest Brand Available Vodka

Instructions:
Into a large Mixing Wessel (new plastic garbage can, or one well rinsed)dump 1/2 a bag of ice. Add a 2 liter bottle of Ginger Ale, a 2 liter bottle of 7-UP, a 1 liter bottle of pineapple soda (or juice), 1 jar marischino cherries, 1 can fruit coctail. Add all alcoholic ingrediants.
Stir 21 times clockwise.
Stir 1 time counter-clockwise for flavor
Mix while wearing ugly ties and humming "The Ride of the Valkyries".
Warning: Do not feel you must imbibe more just because you can't taste the alcohol.