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Ghetto Martini

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2 oz of similarly low quality Gin
2 oz of extremely low quality Vermouth

Find the ghettoest, lowest quality extra dry vermouth possible. Avoid high-quality liquor stores. Places titled "Liquor World" or "Liquor Barn" are safe bets. Mix with equal parts rather foul, budget gin; shake; strain into expensive cocktail glasses; and serve. Be sure that the drink is not too cold.