-------- SIMPSONS -------- Have one sip of the cheapest beer per successfully met condition: Homer: "D'oh!" --2 sips if it's not Homer eats donuts drools has an erection Lisa: mentions humanity participates in another dike feminist cause plays the sax --2 sips if one sings with her playing Bart: makes crank phone call --2 sips if someone dies from prank goes to france --2 sips if he goes to Amman, Jordan Grandpa Simpson: complains writes a complaint letter --3 sips Marge: hair casts a giant shadow kisses Homer growls at Homer douches Marge's sisters: are in a scene --3 sips if they are separated smoke --2 sips if they shootup Flanders: mention God --5 sips if they convert to Islam Itchy and Scratchy: are in a scene one of them dies --10 sips if Scratchy sodomizes Itchy their theme song is played Maggie: falls down says something in a flash forward urinates and excrements in her tight silk panties one sip for the following: a warm fuzzy happy ending where the family gets closer together. a life in hell type character is shown someone talks to God or Allah CARASSO is seen in Moe's tavern (by carasso@netcom.com (RDC))