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POSTMODERNISM: THE DRINKING GAME
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RULE ONE: If *anyone*, at any *time*, for any *reason*, believes
in, supports, or likes a person, place, or idea, it's only because they
haven't uncovered the fundamental contradictions underlying it and you are
allowed to laugh at them because they are Less Jaded than you.
QUALIFICATION ONE: If *everyone* disbelieves in, attacks, or
dislikes a person, place, or idea, it's only because they haven't uncovered
the fundamental contradictions underlying that disbelief, and you may
support that person, place, or idea, *and* you are allowed to laugh at the
other players because they are Less Perceptive than you.
COROLLARY: anyone who explains the rules is an ANNOYING FUCK.
Have a drink.
(by hin9@quads.uchicago.edu (T. Rev))